Thanksgiving is almost here, and what better way to celebrate than with a dose of humor? We’ve gathered 30+ funny Thanksgiving quotes and wishes sure to make everyone smile faster than you can say, “Pass the mashed potatoes!”
We went through plenty of cheesy jokes to bring you the best of the best. From laughs that’ll have you snorting cranberry sauce to witty puns that capture the craziness of family gatherings, we’ve got it all.
These 30+ funny Thanksgiving quotes aren’t just for fun—they’re perfect for breaking the ice at the dinner table or taking a break from Uncle Bob’s endless stories. Let’s dive in!
Short and funny Thanksgiving quotes:
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“Stuffing: because who needs personal space?”
“Thankful for food, family, and sweatpants!”
“If you don’t eat until you’re sleepy, did you even Thanksgiving?”
“Keep calm and gobble on.”
“Come for the turkey, stay for the pie.”
“Here’s to gravy on everything!”
“May your plates be full and your conversations light!”
“Forget calories—it’s time to feast!”
“I came. I ate. I took a nap.”
Thanksgiving quotes about food:
“It’s all fun and games until you have to unbutton your pants!”
“Thanksgiving: not a great day for my pants.” — Kevin James
“Happy Thanksgiving! Just remember to set your scale back 10 pounds.”
“Happy Thanksgiving! Or as I like to call it: Cheat Day.” — Hugh Jackman
“Shot my first turkey today… scared everyone in the frozen food aisle, but hey!”
“Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkey be moist—and let’s not talk about it.”
“Thanksgiving: when you try to secretly unbutton your pants under the table.”
“Thankful for leftovers that keep the feast alive for days!”
“Time to be full… of thanks!”
“Thanksgiving: come for the food, stay for the naps!”
Thanksgiving quotes about families:
“Family: where the turkey isn’t the only thing that’s stuffed!”
“Thanksgiving: bringing families together, one awkward conversation at a time.”
“Families are like pies—mostly sweet with a few nuts!”
“Nothing like family to make you grateful for leftovers!”
“Thanksgiving: the annual test of patience and pie portions!”
“Home is where the leftovers (and love) are.”
“Let’s get this family feast rolling—just keep the politics off the table!”
“Family: we may not have it all together, but together we have it all!”
“Thankful for family… and dessert to get through the meal!”
“Family is like gravy—it makes everything better (or messier)!”
Funny Thanksgiving puns:
“Let’s get basted!”
“Talk turkey to me.”
“Don’t be a jerk-y, pass the turkey!”
“Stuffing things up since Thanksgiving!”
“Feast mode: ON.”
“Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed!”
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“You’re the apple of my pie.”
“Turkey trot? More like gravy boat!”
“Eat, drink, and cranberry on!”
Short Thanksgiving sayings:
“Grateful, thankful, blessed.”
“Eat, drink, and be thankful!”
“Good food, good mood.”
“Gather, give thanks, repeat.”
“Thankful for family, food, and fun!”
Full plates, full hearts.”
“Count blessings, not calories.”
“Feast your heart out!”
“Thankful today and every day.”
“Together is the best place to be.”
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