Bring some humor and to your Christmas with these famous and funny Christmas quotes.
Famous Christmas Quotes
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
– Buddy the Elf, Elf (2003)
“Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.”
– Edna Ferber
“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.”
– Helen Steiner Rice
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”
– Norman Vincent Peale
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
– Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”
– Peg Bracken
“At Christmas, all roads lead home.”
– Marjorie Holmes
“The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays.”
– W.C. Jones
“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.”
– Janice Maeditere
“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more.”
– The Grinch, Dr. Seuss
Short and Funny Christmas Quotes
Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”
“Dear Santa, I can explain…”
“Ho ho ho, no-no-no!”
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year… OK, most of the year… well, maybe once in a while…”
“Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.”
“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name!”
“Reindeer ate my homework!”
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
– Buddy the Elf
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
“Calories don’t count today“
“It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s around it!
Funny Christmas Quotes
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
– Victor Borge
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”
– Don Marquis
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
– George Carlin
“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included.”
– Author Unknown
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
– Gary Allan
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
– Shirley Temple
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
– Author Unknown
“Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.”
– Author Unknown
“There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?”
– Conan O’Brien
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
– Garrison Keillor
Related: Funny Christmas Puns
Funny Quotes about Santa
“Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty… and it was worth it!”
“I love Santa. He’s the only guy who keeps track of my bad behavior and still brings me presents.”
“Santa’s beard is proof that he doesn’t judge others by their appearance.”
“Santa has the right idea—work once a year, eat cookies, and get the credit for everyone’s gifts.”
“Who needs a gym when you’ve got Santa squeezing down chimneys every year?”
“Santa’s job sounds great until you realize he works with a bunch of deer and short people all year.”
“I think Santa’s real magic is convincing us all he can fit into a size medium suit.”
“Santa’s sleigh must be electric—no way he’s affording gas for all those stops in one night!”
“Why does Santa always land on the roof? Because he knows the reindeer have bad parking skills.”
“Santa Claus: the only man who can break into your house and leave stuff without getting arrested.”
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